Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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