coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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