Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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