Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He has the fingertips of a God
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