i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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