C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Found the puke drawer
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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