Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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