your room smells of hookers.
And success
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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