What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
