I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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