We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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