you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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