i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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