Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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