Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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