I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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