My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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