My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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