You surviving the open bar?
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My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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