my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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