Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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