Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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