I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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