Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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