I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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