I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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