Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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