I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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