he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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