so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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