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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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