Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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