Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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