Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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