Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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