Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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