party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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