I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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