Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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