just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
