Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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