Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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