I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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