I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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