Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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