i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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