I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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