Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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