Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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