I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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