Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think I am morally bankrupt
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
The Olympian is in my bed
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
