I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
