I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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