Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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