Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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